helloimbee:

amajor7:

accessories include extra-large coffees and handfuls of unorganized notes and sketches

this might have been my attitude when i came back from spring break. i just don’t care.

Me: So how far are you on those 3 ten page papers?
Kelli: I'm going to have a breakdown in about an hour.
Susan: Yes. That is also when I have a breakdown scheduled.

foodtrucker:

i don’t have bags underneath my eyes, i have sacks full of disappointment and nearing deadlines

 

parasoul:

college; the musical

featuring such hits as:

  • the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
  • why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
  • final exams more like no
  • how did my gpa get so low
  • this ta really needs to stop
  • i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
  • how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
Currently on I’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow…
 
 

chickensandwich:

hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear

my mind is telling me no

but my budget

my budget is also telling me no

 
 

lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option